Do I Need a Family Court Attorney?
There are some things in life you can do on your own – and maybe even do well. I’m sure a great many of you do your own taxes. Some of you can manage your own minor car repairs. A…
You Want a Divorce? Give Me the Ring Back!
More and more often we are hearing from aggrieved husbands in a divorce proceeding if they can get their wife’s engagement ring back. According to the Husbands, that symbol of their forever love that cost them two-to-three months salary (is…
I Need All the Custody
There are two kinds of custody, depending on where you live. Brief tutorial. Where I practice, in the great State of Rhode Island, “custody” means the right to remain informed of the child’s significant life events and be reasonably informed…
I HAVE AN EMERGENCY!
Many people who are filing with the Family Court feel as though they have a genuine emergency. For the most part, they are mistaken. When you file your case in the RI Family Court, you are given a court date…
Ain’t Hardly No Law Gainst it
An associate of mine was speaking with a father / client of ours one time, and passed on a concern of the Mother’s that he (father) was smoking in the car with the kiddo. Father was confused. He pointed out…
OMG Why Does That Attorney Hate Me?!?!?!
Family Law attorneys are known for our dead eyes and desiccated souls. Any Family Law attorney with more than five years experience is only worth her weight in apathy. Truly, we are just well-dressed mall walkers, always moving quickly from…
What am I Going to Pay (or Get Paid) in Child Support?
The one thing that every Family Law attorney knows for certain is that child support is forever either way too much (for the paying party; let’s say, Dad) or not nearly enough (for the party getting paid; let’s say, Mom).…
I Want to Move to Greenland Because Greenland is Pretty
The number one rule for clients / parties to a Family Law case is to not have the judge hate you. This is the single number one thing. This is more important than paying your lawyer or wearing pants to…
Don’t You Dare Tell Me What Fido is Worth!
Dogs. We love them in the best, most flawed way that humans can, and they love us unconditionally. Always. Whether you rescue your Fido from a shelter, take in puppy Fido from a litter your cousin had, or purchase a…
